I am an evil husband
My wife has been having mysterious pain for a month or so, and she has had a lot of medical tests.
The latest test was a Capsule endoscopy. Basically it has a pill shaped camera that she swallowed, and it traverses her digestive system taking photos every few seconds and radioing them back to a mother ship strapped to her belly. At the end of the day, she gave back the mothership, but the camera is hers to keep. (Flush)
As a nerd, I found this test to be an irresistible combination of technology humor and potty humor, and couldn't keep my mouth shut. I am indeed an evil husband. Hopefully she will forgive me.
So, it is your choice. Comment with either your best capsule endoscopy joke, or kind words for my sick wife... ;-)